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Of course the BOF can email residents through the town system.

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The dispute over BOF using the town's e-Alert system intensified at a BOS meeting — until Boucher 'relented.' That this required a public fight at all is the point.

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FY27 is a clean, honest budget.

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GMW characterized the FY27 BOS budget as 'smoke and mirrors, year two,' citing unresolved errors and unsupported assumptions.

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New senior positions are well-supported and well-vetted.

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Boucher pushed a new high-paying DPW management role for FY27 that the Board of Finance opposed.

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Process is always followed carefully.

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Selectmen put the brakes on a Boucher-proposed raise for the DPW Director, citing process and legal concerns.

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Mar 7, 2025

Six-figure disbursements should require a vote.

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GMW's March 2025 special report: roughly $300,000 in elderly tax credits were disbursed in Jan 2024 and again Jan 2025 without the BOS approval the ordinance requires — two cycles in a row.

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Why should I have known this? That's why I get advice from the town administrator and others on staff. I got my information and it was wrong. — First Selectwoman Toni Boucher
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Our finance leadership has our undivided attention — and only ours.

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Wilton's full-time CFO Dawn Norton was simultaneously serving as Town Administrator/Finance Director of Greybull, WY, attending Wilton meetings via Zoom from 2,000 miles away. She resigned Aug. 6, 2025.

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Moody's says we're Aaa, so everything is fine.

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Moody's awarded Wilton an Aaa rating, which Boucher cited as 'excellent health.' Contrast with $300K in unauthorized disbursements, $100K in unaccounted-for P&Z funds, two senior finance resignations, and audit-committee disputes.

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Residents are happy with how Wilton is being run.

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A widely-shared resident letter — 'The Wilton Model is Broken' — argues the structural issues residents are seeing are not isolated incidents.

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