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Claims and Receipts

Claims vs. Record

The claim comes first. The public record follows.

  1. 01
    Claim

    We will publish financial data as soon as it is spiritually ready.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  2. 02
    Claim

    We will answer Board of Finance questions in the order they are discovered by journalists.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  3. 03
    Claim

    We will protect taxpayers from uncertainty by asking them to fund it.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  4. 04
    Claim

    We will ensure every budget line has a story arc.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  5. 05
    Claim

    We will make transparency so transparent it becomes invisible.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  6. 06
    Claim

    We will continue moving fast, especially when process is still loading.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  7. 07
    Claim

    We will treat 'not yet reconciled' as a lifestyle, not a limitation.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  8. 08
    Claim

    We will always respect oversight, preferably from a safe distance.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  9. 09
    Claim

    We will maintain Wilton's Aaa rating by not letting Moody's read the comment section.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
  10. 10
    Claim

    We will get it right, one line at a time, even if we miss the filing deadline.

    Receipt: The deadline ledger and linked reporting below document the record behind this satire.
Receipts · FY25 Audit Timeline

Every Time They Said The FY25 Audit Would Be Done

Eleven completion dates announced in public between December 2025 and September 2026, covering nine unique calendar targets. 0 for 8, the ninth pending. Every entry is sourced to GOOD Morning Wilton reporting on Board of Finance and Board of Selectmen meetings.

Jan. 31, 2026Mar. 30, 2026End of April 2026June 30, 2026"End of summer" 2026End of August 2026"Early September" 2026"Late September" 2026Sept. 30, 2026Sept. 30, 2026 — pending
  1. Promised
    Jan. 31, 2026
    Source

    Joseph Centofanti — Dec. 9, 2025 — Board of Finance

    Published summary

    An extension was filed to push the audit back until Jan. 31, 2026, because of the unknowns in the records at this time.

    Reality

    Missed. No public update was given between Jan. 31 and the next target surfacing months later.

  2. Promised
    Mar. 30, 2026
    Source

    Joseph Centofanti (relayed by Savo and Boucher) — Disclosed retroactively May 4, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Published summary

    Centofanti said his work would be completed by several past dates that have come and gone, including Mar. 30 and then the end of April.

    Reality

    Missed. The public only learned this date existed five weeks after it had already passed.

  3. Promised
    End of April 2026
    Source

    Joseph Centofanti (relayed by Savo and Boucher) — Disclosed retroactively May 4, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Reality

    Missed. Same disclosure, same meeting, same past tense.

  4. Promised
    June 30, 2026
    Source

    Dawn Savo — May 4, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Quote

    “We are still on track for Jun. 30. We're in constant contact with the auditors and Joe.”

    Reality

    Missed. Officially acknowledged on June 9 — five days before the deadline's own month even ended.

  5. Promised
    June 30, 2026 — conditional
    Source

    CliftonLarsonAllen, relayed by Dawn Savo — May 18, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Published summary

    The auditors could "guarantee" completion by June 30 if all materials were provided before May 31.

    Reality

    Condition not met. Materials were not delivered by May 31. Deadline missed.

  6. Promised
    June 30, 2026 — reaffirmed
    Source

    Dawn Savo — June 1, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Quote

    “We're all focused on the state deadline. We know what that is and we're working toward it.”

    Reality

    Missed. Eight days later the town confirmed it would not make it.

  7. Promised
    "End of summer" 2026
    Source

    Dawn Savo — June 15, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Quote

    “I estimate that 90% of the work is completed. General Fund reconciliation is in progress. The Pooled Cash reconciliation, also called Inter-Fund Balancing — those two items are in progress.”

    Reality

    Missed. Summer ended. The remaining 10% has now outlived the first 90% by a comfortable margin.

  8. Promised
    End of August 2026
    Source

    Dawn Savo — July 20, 2026 — Board of Selectmen

    Published summary

    Savo said that the firm handling Wilton's audit, CliftonLarsonAllen LLP, is working on it and that progress shows it can potentially be completed by the end of August.

    Reality

    Missed. August ended without the audit — and without any public acknowledgment that end of August had joined the pile.

  9. Promised
    "Early September" 2026
    Source

    Tim Birch (relaying the auditors) — Aug. 11, 2026 — Board of Finance

    Published summary

    The audit for Fiscal Year 2025, which is already six weeks late because of extensive management and process issues within Town Hall, should be completed by early September.

    Reality

    Abandoned after 20 days, replaced by a later estimate before its own window even opened.

  10. Promised
    "Late September" 2026
    Source

    Kim Healy and Rudy Escalante — Aug. 31, 2026 — BOF Audit Remediation Subcommittee

    Published summary

    The already overdue Fiscal Year 2025 audit now may not be completed until late September because the town's outside auditors need additional time after receiving necessary materials later than anticipated.

    Reality

    Superseded on Sept. 8, when the BOF was told the expected completion had been pushed back to a specific date — Sept. 30 — before the late-September window had even closed.

Running Tally
11 completion dates stated · 9 unique targets · 0 met
79 days past the state deadline. 229 days past the extension the town requested for itself. Roughly $275,000 in consultant compensation. And a “$662K surplus” that was actually a $310K overage.
0 for 8, the ninth pending. 100% accuracy on missing deadlines. The last two revisions came 20 days and 8 days apart.
The full record

The Deadline Ledger: every promise, with quotes

Who said it, what they said, how long each promise survived, the accelerating pace of revisions, and an honest list of what the public record does not establish.

All quotes and dates sourced from GOOD Morning Wilton coverage of Board of Finance and Board of Selectmen meetings, Dec 2025 – Sept 2026.

Wilton Receipts

Public records, on time. Or at least eventually.

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