Receipt #01
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Toni Boucher is the most transparent leader in Wilton history.
GMW reported the Board of Finance grilled the Wilton CFO defending the budget while Boucher was not present at that meeting.
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Receipt #02
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We have complete financial clarity before making budget decisions.
GMW reported BOF members raised repeated concerns about budget errors, missing information, and inadequate backup.
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Process is always followed carefully and consistently.
GMW reported a Boucher email derailed an ASML Planning & Zoning vote, and selectmen flagged process and legal concerns on a DPW raise.
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Everything is under control financially.
GMW reported significant pushback from selectmen on finance oversight and decision-making, including the interim CFO arrangement.
Receipt #05
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Wilton finances are strong and stable.
CT Insider reported Wilton received a Moody's Aaa rating with Boucher saying finances were in 'excellent health.' Then contrast with $100K in unaccounted-for P&Z funds.
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Receipt #06
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Taxpayers are getting relief from a growing Grand List.
GMW reported Wilton's Oct 2025 Grand List grew 1.81%, which Boucher said helps ease taxpayer burden — even as the BOS budget continues to expand.
Receipt #07
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New senior positions are well-supported and well-vetted.
GMW reported Boucher pushed a new high-paying DPW management role that the Board of Finance opposed for FY27.
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Receipt #08
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The finance department turnaround is right on schedule.
GMW reported the interim CFO sees 'light ahead' but still needs more time for finance department fixes — while audit deadlines loom.
Receipt #09
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Toni Boucher's experience speaks for itself.
The Town of Wilton's First Selectman page lists her decades of public-service roles. The factual résumé is real; the satire is about what's happened in office.
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Receipt #10
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Just-In-Time Leadership™: We love proactive leadership — especially when it arrives right before a vote.
Nothing highlights strong process like late-breaking updates immediately before a board decision. GMW reported a Boucher email arrived ahead of a Planning & Zoning vote on an ASML matter, and the vote was derailed.
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Receipt #11
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Our finance leadership has our undivided attention — and only ours.
GMW reported Wilton's full-time CFO was simultaneously serving as Town Administrator/Finance Director of Greybull, WY — attending Wilton meetings via Zoom from 2,000 miles away for months. The First Selectwoman and Town Administrator say they had no idea about the second full-time job. The CFO says she notified them per her contract and that a transition plan was already in the works. She resigned Aug. 6, 2025 — during the same period auditors had flagged a 'material weakness' in the finance department.
Receipt #12
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“Why should I have known this?”
GMW's March 2025 special report found roughly $300,000 in elderly tax credits were disbursed in both Jan 2024 and Jan 2025 without the Board of Selectmen approval the ordinance requires — two cycles in a row. After the gap surfaced, BOS retroactively approved the Jan 2025 disbursement on March 3, 2025; Second Selectman Cole said he would call for a formal independent investigation. First Selectwoman Boucher's recorded response: 'Why should I have known this?'
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