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Receipt #07

"New senior positions are well-supported and well-vetted."

GMW reported Boucher pushed a new high-paying DPW management role that the Board of Finance opposed for FY27.

Receipt #09

"Toni Boucher's experience speaks for itself."

The Town of Wilton's First Selectman page lists her decades of public-service roles. The factual résumé is real; the satire is about what's happened in office.

Receipt #10

"Just-In-Time Leadership™: We love proactive leadership — especially when it arrives right before a vote."

Nothing highlights strong process like late-breaking updates immediately before a board decision. GMW reported a Boucher email arrived ahead of a Planning & Zoning vote on an ASML matter, and the vote was derailed.

Receipt #11

"Our finance leadership has our undivided attention — and only ours."

GMW reported Wilton's full-time CFO was simultaneously serving as Town Administrator/Finance Director of Greybull, WY — attending Wilton meetings via Zoom from 2,000 miles away for months. The First Selectwoman and Town Administrator say they had no idea about the second full-time job. The CFO says she notified them per her contract and that a transition plan was already in the works. She resigned Aug. 6, 2025 — during the same period auditors had flagged a 'material weakness' in the finance department.

Receipt #12

"Why should I have known this?"

GMW's March 2025 special report found roughly $300,000 in elderly tax credits were disbursed in both Jan 2024 and Jan 2025 without the Board of Selectmen approval the ordinance requires — two cycles in a row. After the gap surfaced, BOS retroactively approved the Jan 2025 disbursement on March 3, 2025; Second Selectman Cole said he would call for a formal independent investigation. First Selectwoman Boucher's recorded response: 'Why should I have known this?'

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