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FY25 statutory deadline: June 30, 2026

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Sep 18, 2026 2 min read

Correction: The Quote Was Tim Birch's, Not Dawn Savo's

Corrected attribution. The 'didn't produce anything' quote was made by the Board of Finance chair on Sept. 8, not by the CFO, who disputes it. GMW issued a similar correction on Sept. 10.

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Sep 11, 2026 4 min read

Zero Minutes' Notice: Selectmen Get the Numbers During the Meeting

The Sept. 8 financial update was left off the agenda, added by unanimous vote, then handed out on paper near the end of the night. Produced that afternoon. The full FY26 budget-to-actual report? Not presented.

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Sep 9, 2026 5 min read

Birch Says "He Didn't Produce Anything"; Savo Disputes It

At the Sept. 8 meeting, BOF Chair Tim Birch said the CFO had to finish the FY25 work because the consultant 'didn't produce anything.' Savo says Centofanti delivered final reconciled trial balances April 15. The conflict remains unresolved publicly.

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Sep 1, 2026 5 min read

Audit Watch: Now Aiming for 'Late September'

Two months past the state deadline, the FY25 audit slips again — auditors got materials 'later than anticipated.' The new remediation subcommittee's first task: find out if written procedures exist.

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Aug 12, 2026 6 min read

Who Audits the Auditors?

The BOF voted 4–1 to keep selectmen off its audit remediation subcommittee — then spent the meeting asking what power it actually has when requests go unanswered.

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Jul 28, 2026 7 min read

The Permission Slip: Wilton's June 4 Memo

A legal opinion obtained a month before the boards were told, seven weeks before the vote, cleared $1,300,329 in transfers. The BOF chair says it 'emasculates' his board.

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Jul 20, 2026 5 min read

The $662K Surplus That Was Actually a $310K Overage

Preliminary FY25 reconciliation folded the Charter Authority reserve into the operating budget. Remove it, and the 'surplus' becomes $310K over — with no BOF approval.

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Jun 10, 2026 4 min read

Wilton Will Miss the State Audit Deadline.

FY25 reconciliation incomplete. CFO can't give a date. Consultant has billed ~$215K. Bonding gets harder without audited statements.

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May 27, 2026 5 min read

$300K Elderly Tax Credits — Disbursed Without Approval

Two years in a row, no Board of Selectmen vote. A GMW investigation walked the receipts back.

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May 12, 2026 3 min read

Wilton's Aaa Rating: How Thin Is the Ice?

A late audit, a material weakness, and finance turnover sit beneath Wilton's Aaa rating.

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A running record of financial documents delivered to Wilton's elected boards too late to actually read. Membership is open. Membership is growing.

Record advance notice
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Set Sept. 8, 2026, when the figures were printed that afternoon and distributed during the meeting. Excluding the one memo that arrived 32 days before anyone knew it was needed.

Every entry above comes from posted agendas, meeting minutes and published reporting.

The Pattern

The Wilton Finance Cycle

Eight months of reporting, one repeating loop. Good news is announced. Someone outside the administration checks it. The good news becomes a problem — and the response changes how the transfers are authorized after the fact.

  1. 1

    Announce good news

    The preliminary reconciliation showed FY25 at $662,148 under budget.

    July 6, 2026
  2. 2

    Someone checks the math

    Remove the $1,275,371 Charter Authority reserve and it's $310,804 over.

    July 14, 2026
  3. 3

    Change the process

    Rely on the June 4 legal memo, then approve $1.3M in transfers on July 27.

    June 4 – July 27, 2026
Return to step 1. Repeat.
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How far in advance did selectmen receive the financial figures for the Sept. 8, 2026 meeting?

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