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Reviews From People Who Definitely Exist

Testimonials

Every quote is fictional. Every sentiment is barely exaggerated.

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"I asked when the audit would be done. She said 'excellent financial health.' I said that wasn't the question. She said 'excellent financial health.'"

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— A Persistent Taxpayer
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"She has decades of experience. It's just that most of it seems to be in finding new ways to not answer a question."

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— A BOF Member
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"I read her book on transparency. Then I tried to FOIA the budget. The sequel writes itself."

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— A Wilton Reader
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"She wrote two books about the American Dream. We're just trying to dream of a completed audit."

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— Local Insomniac
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"Toni promised transparency. What we got was transparen-cy — as in, 'see why we can't tell you.'"

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— A Concerned Resident
★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★★ Satire / Parody — Not Authorized by Any Campaign ★ For Commentary Purposes Only ★ Read the Receipts ★ Because Wilton deserves leadership so transparent, you'll need a FOIA request to see it ★